Ride Easy With
Cheech & Chong’s
Cruise Chews
Precision-dosed CBD+THC chews to give you the same, safe, natural, legal, & relaxing experience every time.
- Mild & Mellow – No harsh side effects
- 10:1 CBD to THC, for a safe, smooth ride
- 100% Natural CBD + THC
- No synthetic chemicals – 100% Natural CBD + THC
- Safe, fast, and 100% legal
- Discretely shipped direct-to-your-door
Cheech & Chong's Promise
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Federally
Legal -
Hemp Derived
CBD + THC -
3rd Party Lab
Tested -
Mellow, Safe &
Fun - Lifetime Money Back Guarantee
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FDA Registered
Facility
How It Feels To Go Cruisin’
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Wind down naturally with an enjoyable, mellow buzz every time.
Perfect for relaxing on the couch at the end of a long day, or for easier, more restorative sleep.
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Cruise Chews will help bring on a balanced state of calmness, relaxation &
well-being.Calm the mind & quiet your racing thoughts to have a truly fun, relaxing time without worries or inhibitions.
Forget your worries and your to-do list… Let’s go Cruisin.
How is this legal?
Cruise chews are 100% federally legal. Even Uncle Sam says it’s okay.
(Note: The ONLY state we don't ship to is Idaho. All other states are 100% Legal!)
Under the 2018 Farm Bill, Hemp-derived products that contain less than 0.3% Delta 9 THC are perfectly legal. (We send them using USPS)
Every chew contains less than 0.3% Delta 9 THC by dry weight. 3MG of THC in a
1 gram chew means safe and legal relaxation.
So, if you’re 21 or older, you can enjoy our delicious Delta 9 edibles in full confidence,
knowing the feds won’t be knocking down your door like they did for Tommy!
Why Delta-9?
Why Not Delta-8 or 10?
Lots of companies sell Delta-8, Delta-10, and other synthetic cannabinoid products,
because that's what's best for them.
But, what's best for YOU?
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Delta 8 & Delta 10
Delta 8 & 10, are synthetic &
highly processed.Other THC derivatives, like delta-8 and delta-10, are synthetic and highly processed. Harsh solvents are used in the production of Delta-8 and Delta-10 products (Along with all the other synthetic “designer” cannabinoids).
These solvents can cause potentially harmful byproducts
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VS.
Delta 9 Cruise Chews
But our Cruise Chews, on the other hand,
are nothing but pure plant.Obviously, Cheech & Chong take their THC seriously. So the Delta-9 THC in Cruise Chews is naturally occurring, and gently extracted from non-GMO, U.S. grown hemp plants. All of the hemp is tested at harvest to ensure the absence of pesticides, heavy metals & other toxins. Then it is filtered to extract the valuable terpenes & phytocannabinoids.
Meaning, your Cruise Chews are potent, pure and safe.
Does THC Make You Nervous?
We get that most people are not seasoned users like
Cheech or
Chong.
In fact, we get questions all the time from regular folks who want to “dip their toe in
the water”, but have questions, like
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Is delta-9 even legal
Yes! Like we said before, Cruise Chews are 100% LEGAL in every state but Colorado, Oregon, Idaho, Alaska or Hawaii
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Are there any scary side effects?
Many new users are nervous about what delta-9 feels like.
Even folks who may have had a bad experience with THC in the past LOVE Cruise Chews.
That’s because, Cruise Chews contain 30MG of CBD & only 3MG of THC each.
These CBD +THC Chews were formulated to ease you into a mellow, relaxing, euphoric state.
You’re not going to be running to the kitchen for snacks or wondering why the neighbor's
dog is looking at you like that…
With Cruise Chews 10:1 CBD to THC ratio, you’ll experience a mellow ride without the freak-out
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Is there any chance of getting addicted?
There’s no chance of becoming addicted or dependent on our Cruise Chews. But you WILL find
yourself wanting more after experiencing your first cruise. The calm, mellow, euphoria.
The decrease in inhibitions and stress. And the state of ultimate relaxation leading to some
of the best sleep.u’ve ever had.
All that makes it easy to want to come back for more.
But you’ll always be able to stop if you simply don’t want to take them any longer.
No withdrawal or side effects.
Heck, even table sugar is more “addictive".
Delta-9 THC & CBD:
A Match Made In Heaven, But Grown Right Here On Earth
Truth is, to get the best benefits of THC without the potential “harsh” side effects,
CBD and delta-9 THC should be taken together because of the “entourage effect.”
This is when the 120+ different phytocannabinoids found in the hemp plant work together to
keep your body in a state of balance by activating your endocannabinoid system.
In short, the phytocannabinoids in CBD dampen the sometimes “undesirable” side effects of THC –
like anxiety, excessive hunger (“the munchies”), sedation, and even paranoia.
Not to mention that research from 2018 found that certain flavonoids and terpenes (natural
compounds in hemp) may provide neuroprotective effects and aid in a healthy inflammatory response!
Cruise chews include a natural full plant profile so you can enjoy ALL the benefits of hemp
thanks to the entourage effect.
Making Cruise Chews the perfect addition to your wellness habits!
How It Works
Cruise Chews are formulated with the precise 10:1 ratio of CBD to THC to relax your body and
mind, and give you a pleasurable euphoria, without the paranoia – every single time.
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Step 1
Simply take one chew in the evening – or when you won’t be operating machinery or driving your car. (We know, we named it “cruise” but trust us when we say it’s a state of mind, NOT a suggested activity.)
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Step 2
Since everyone’s tolerance to THC is different, we suggest waiting at least 2 hours to see how you feel before taking another chew.
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Step 3
Then relax, unwind, and feel the pressures of daily life melt away!
*And if this is the first time taking delta-9 THC, feel free to start with HALF of a Cruise Chew.
Skip The Dispensary.
Cruise Chews Are Shipped
Direct To Your Door!
Walking into a dispensary can feel overwhelming. All the different strains, brands,
and types of consumables can make you feel like you’ll never find what’s right for YOU.
Plus the fear of asking for help, and the employees talking way over your head, can make you
dread stepping through the door in the first place.
You’ll never face that with us. Our Cruise Chews are perfect for new users, and seasoned aficionados
alike. And shipped directly to your door – discreetly, so any nosy neighbor won’t know what’s in your package.
And if you EVER have any questions about your Cruise Chews, you can speak to one of our friendly customer care advocates. There are no “stupid” questions… and no concern too small for these wonderful people.
Don’t believe us? Just call
833-667-3223
during normal business hours to see how quickly someone picks up!
Our Guarantee Will
NEVER Go Up In Smoke
They say the only 2 things that are guaranteed in life are death and taxes.
Well now you can add a 3rd thing to that list.
Every product purchased from Cheech and Chong is backed by our no-questions asked,
lifetime money-back guarantee.
No seriously, we mean it.
100% Lifetime Money-Back Guarantee.
And that’s YOUR lifetime, not ours – in case we punch out early.
We Know You’re Smart Enough To Know This, But California Requires Us To Say It…
First, please DO NOT take our delta-9 Cruise Chews if you’re pregnant or breastfeeding. As THC is one chemical known to the State of California to cause birth defects or other reproductive harm. For more information go to www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.
Second, Cruise Chews contain real THC, so please DO NOT take them if you’re drug tested for your job or to maintain government benefits. Per a CDC study in 1983, 80-90% of the total dose of delta-9 THC left participants’ systems five days to a full week after use. Of course, every individual is different, and this study did not use Cheech & Chong products during the study.
If neither of those apply to you, then we can’t wait for you to take your first cruise with Cheech & Chong’s Cruise Chews!
Ride Easy With
Cheech & Chong’s Cruise Chews
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Federally
Legal -
Hemp Derived
CBD + THC -
3rd Party Lab
Tested -
Mellow, Safe &
Fun - Lifetime Money Back Guarantee
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FDA
Registered
6 Months Supply
Best Value Package
Lifetime Money Back Guarantee
Guaranteed Safe & Secure Checkout
When you choose your best package and complete your order today, our team will prepare and ship your
order right away via USPS Priority Mail… and send you a tracking number via email.
So you can breathe easy knowing that better days are on their way!